Thank you for the image Benita!

I saw this meme over at Musings of a chick, who took it from House of Lime and I have decided to post it here. Please go visit both of these bloggers~you will be glad you did!

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments, what is it?

Produce: broccoli
Frozen: Cool Whip
Meat: chicken
Dairy: cheese
Canned goods: I rarely eat canned goods

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

Two piece bathing suit
summer dress
short set

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

Just give me the facts, please.
Why?
Desperate people do desperate things.
Hold all my calls, thank you.

So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

Taking a shower or bubble bath
Brushing my teeth.
Eating at least one meal
Giving my dogs a belly rub.

You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

Uh...traffic? Yes my answer is the same
Having to go pee while stuck in traffic.
People who refuse to use their signals at a light.

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

Listening to music while dancing naked.
Reading a book.
Sleeping.
Working in my garden.
Masturbating. What? There is nothing wrong with self pleasure. ;0)

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

Pandas
Bats
Kola Bears

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?

Sorry I don’t watch much TV

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

Orange Sherbet
Vanilla chocolate chip
Sorry I could not eat three scoops of ice cream

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

Club cards
IDs
pictures of my kids
1 full Euro
A fortune that I have carried for ten years

You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

The Captain of the USNS Comfort Hospital Ship
CIA/FBI agent
Professional Ballet Dancer with the American Ballet Theatre
A Fairy Godmother

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

Mom is telling you the truth...run with it.
Stay the hell away from the painter, he truly is your nightmare from hell.
Stop being so hard on yourself and trying to please everyone.
Tell Pirate how you feel and kiss him already.

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Have a great night everyone

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N Posted by Rain at 8/27/2008 03:40:00 PM

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